Thought it was a great idea
When I saw that bucket on the ground.
Thought it'd sit well
on my lovely little head.

I put it on my head
But now I can't get it off.
It's stuck on my head.
I've got this bucket stuck on my head.

I'm tugging and pulling
at my poor aching head.
The pain begins to throb.
The panic starts to rush.

What if I can't get it off?
How will I wear a hat?
I'm running around screaming
With this bucket on my head.

Goddamnit!
Get this bucket off my head!
I'm freaking out here!
I can't get this fucking thing off my head!
I just can't get you off of my head!
Can't get you off of my head!